Went to the Katsumoto hanabi matsuri.
I was chuffed.
They had a mt. Fuji firework display
Milky Chance // Stolen Dance
“Danger! High Voltage”
Electric Six - “Danger! High Voltage”
Electric Six - Gay Bar
fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”
I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage
you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want
pokey-mans works a little bit better, but might make it too obvious that you’re trying to make them upset
pikachus. call them all pikachus. digimon? pikachus. magic cards? also pikachus. sexy catgirls? definitely pikachus. ”That’s a cool pikachu,” you say of their yu-gi-oh action figure. after whatever blistering explanation results, just nod. “there’s a lot of pikachus out there, huh.” you say. “that’s nice.”
you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again
A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend.